Mona is Balls to Wall High and ends up staying at the bus station. So what next, buy a ticket to Reno of course. Dee Dee has to give some tough love to her mother so she will stop moarning in the dark. Back at the bus station, a very fucked up Mona has an encounter with one spit fire of an old lady waiting to depart as well. She aint no fool dolly, she can tell Mona is fucked up right off the bat. Meet Mother Mucka from Winamucka, a kooky old lady from a very very very tiny town outside of Reno. Back at Barbary Lane, Brian comes home from work and kicks back by sparking up a doobie with Anna Madrigal. Over the pizza they share, Anna andt Brian talk about all the dips and loops of the rollercoaster of life.
Mona might not know what she’s instore for but her costume for the evening is revealed. Bless her for she is about to go forth in sin! Mary Anne’s date is deffinately turning out for the best, landing her in the sheets. Meanwhile, in town, Brian is on the roof again watching his binocular fantasy girl, but theres more going on than meets the eye. Some others are using their glass tools to see what Brian is doing. Those damn Queens. Video Rating: 4 / 5
Speaking of blackmail, while Mary Anne is wrapping a birthday present for Norman, a real tie, not a clip-on, Edgar Halcyon recieves a special little piece of mail of his own. Mona and Dorthia talk about love and sex and a quiet dark walk home while Mary Anne takes Norman out for his birthday. Figured out his game yet? you will soon! He doesn’t sell vitamins. Meanwhile, Mona drags out some tough issues with Dorthia once they get home. Video Rating: 4 / 5
We pick back up at the Blue Moon Lodge. The ladies are washing up, shaving, and teaching an old dog new tricks, sort of. Mona is contemplating her search for roots, since she is now the phone operator at whorehouse. In the city, Dee Dee and Beachaump are salting the wounds with rock salt and divorse is deffinately on the rise. On the Mexican cruise, Mouse is feeling a little left out since he’s having trouble finding any gay boys on the boat, but Mary Anne is gearing up for her first hot date with the hot blonde. Video Rating: 4 / 5
Beachaum Day has no idea that the patient that he is interupting with a call to the doctor is non-other than his wife Dee Dee. The doctor agrees to have lunch with Beachaum to break it off, and guess who their waiter is? Beachaum finally sees the truth about Dee Dee and the doctor sees the truth about Beachaum. A few blocks over, Mouse fianlly runs into Mona and scolds her for not keeping in touch. Mouse invites her to the Christmas party but Mona has a plan to follow through with. She shares her concerns about Dorthia’s possible drug problem with Mouse and promises to call Mrs. Madrigal. Creepy Norman pushes Mary Annes curiosity to the edge and it turns her into a Nancy Drew of Barbary Lane. She’s feeling right at home now! I miss SF!!!!! Video Rating: 5 / 5
Anna finally lets go of the skeletons and reveals the truth to Brian, and to us. Mrs. Madrigal used to be called Andy. She also reveals she had a daughter, a daughter named Mona. There’s one catch, Mona still doesn’t know that Anna is really her father. But where is Mona? Sonny and Cher make a special appearance in this chapter while Beachaump Day sulks in his palace uptown. Dee Dee has decided to leave him. Video Rating: 4 / 5